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Thunderbirds hit by spiralling fuel costs: News Biscuit Latest

Tuesday, 13th May, 2008 at 9:50 am, Isle of Wight

Thunderbirds hit by spiralling fuel costs: News Biscuit LatestWith news today that Red Funnel are cutting some of their lunchtime services due to the increase in fuel charges, and Wight Link’s decision to introduce a fuel surcharge to all passengers, we thought the latest news out of our favourite satirical website, News Biscuit, would bring a welcome smile to your faces.

They report that …

International Rescue, commonly known as Thunderbirds, has announced that they have been forced to limit their world-saving activities due to soaring fuel costs. ‘Given that rocket fuel and petrol prices are hitting $120 per barrel, we are having to limit rescue missions by only sending one Thunderbird craft at a time and using public transport for non-emergency missions,’ admitted Scott Tracy.

Read the rest of the article and brighten up your day.

Travel, Comedy


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