Author: simon
The County Press Gets Investigative
Tuesday, 1st April, 2008 at 12:37 pm, Isle of Wight
Well done to the CP for their thorough, detailed approach to reporting the news.

We see on their site today, they’ve managed to bang out two whole sentences on a story about how sunny it is on the Island.
We’ve heard that their next story will investigate the toiletry habit of bears, particularly within wooded areas.
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April 1st, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Is it true, Simon, that hell hath no fury like a man kicked off a council press table by two middle aged harridans?
April 1st, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I’m not sure that first sentence makes sense?
‘A survey to determine at the quality of life..’?
April 1st, 2008 at 4:22 pm
You probably realise Paul that we at VB aren’t ones to try and rock the boat - leaving the two lovely ladies to it felt like the best idea.
I’m delighted to say that Charlotte and I are now the firmest of friends (I’m sure).
Kuttle - that’s an unusual name Paul, so unique that Google has never heard of a Paul Kuttle outside Ventnor Blog.
To some, Kuttle might appear a bit fishy perhaps.
BTW - Isn’t harridan a bit harsh?
April 1st, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Well Simon, if I’m not in Google then I can’t exist. You just seem rather hung up about the County Press in recent weeks. What have they done to upset you?
There is a world beyond cyberspace.
April 1st, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Hung up on the CP? - not really, just passing comments on the way that they’re changing.
You must have missed the bits where we sing their praises.
There is a world within cyberspace … as the CP are gradually finding out.
April 1st, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Bored now. Off to play outside in the sunshine. Its nice out there.
April 1st, 2008 at 6:38 pm
I know … while I’m waiting … I’ll count the number of routing hops between here and the CP internal servers. Yes, that will keep me happy.
Come back soon.