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Author: J. Thompson Wartenburg 3rd

Los Ventos: New Development Plan For Ventnor #3

Monday, 4th February, 2008 at 12:12 pm, Isle of Wight

Comedy, Planning, Ventnor

If you enjoyed reading Stage One and Stage Two of J. Thompson Wartenburg’s proposals for Ventnor,then read on for his final suggestions. It has sparked much debate over on the Forum, particularly from Maureen and her Labrador. Ed

Overgrown jungleSTAGE THREE
The Botanic Gardens beautiful? Yes I’ll give you that, but adventurous….get outta here!

What comes to mind when you here “garden” – old folks, that’s what! So, out goes the garden and in comes……The Jungle!

What kid can resist the word Jungle? The Botanic Jungle theme park featuring an “edgy” Roller-coater ride, the highest, meanest and fastest in Europe!

O.K. here’s the pitch. We run free shuttle buses from the “Los Ventos Botanic Village” to the Botanic Jungle (via the Casinos) and we just let the gardens grow wild.

The current cafe is nice but only serves healthy nutritious food – who buys this stuff?

The restaurant would be franchised to my associate company “BIGEATS – R-US CORP” who specialise in larger burgers for larger people, their “eat four burgers = get one free” offer would be an exciting addition to the eating experience in and around “Los Ventos”.

Well dear folks of Ventnor in a nutshell that’s about it, hope you like it and look forward to seeing y”all soon. If you have any queries write my UK lawyers Messrs Bowbells, Cockney and Don who will be happy to explain things in finer detail.

Best wishes

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